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“I will die on stage”

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Dawn French said she would like her to die “on stage” and be dragged “off the road”.

Deputy Dibley The 65-year-old actress spoke about her death as part of a new podcast.

asked Kathy Burke, fellow French comedian V Where there is will, there is vigilanceReleased on Tuesday, How Do You Want to Die.

The Frenchwoman said she would “like” die on stage when a banner with the word “bitch” written on it shows her during her bantu. Jack and the Beanstalk in which she plays alongside Julian Clary.

French at Vice-Dipley

She said, “Yeah, I walked in here and I broke down, kind of like Tommy Cooper with a big laugh accompanying a round of applause because people think, Oh, she’s kidding.

“Then there would be a little awkward silence, and then one of the lovely staff members would come and drag me out, unceremoniously. Yes, to the side.”

French Burke also shared details of her dream funeral procession which she said would ‘likely’ include her costume as a priest as she lies in a Barbie-shaped see-through coffin and Queen RuPaul pulls on a top hat.

She added: “I would like the coffin to be raised in its entirety, vertically, over Tamar Bridge as you entered Cornwall with the words ‘You are now entering Cornwall’ written under it…

“Maybe even my hand, like the skeletal hand, could be on the side of waving the coffin.”

The Frenchwoman also wants Jennifer Saunders, with whom she starred in the BBC comedy show French and Saunders which also featured Burke, who read his eulogy written by Richard Curtis, who created the BBC sitcom Deputy Dibley.

She added: “Jennifer (will) have to read it because it will kill her when she says so many nice things about me. Yeah.”

I would also insist that the last line of the eulogy be sung… perhaps insist that it be sung The wind is under my wings or something like that. »

Jennifer Saunders

Burke also told French that the date of his death would be Saunders’ 90th birthday on July 6, 2048.

French said her lawyer would tell her husband, daughter and sons that all her money would go to “worthwhile causes” such as the Flat Earth Society, kittens and people reenacting the English Civil War.

And she added, “(My lawyer would say) ‘Dawn has made sure to furnish you with ornaments…for you, her beloved daughter, with a comb…for you, her loving husband with an axe.'” »

She was married to comedian Lenny Henry for over 20 years before getting divorced. She is now married to philanthropist Mark Bennell.

Jack and the Beanstalk From December 10th to January 15th, at the London Palladium.

Where there is will, there is vigilance It will also feature comedians like James Acaster and Jamali Maddix.

Source: Press Association

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